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Friday, May 27, 2005


Yes, for the first time in uhhhh, countless years since high school I feel popular, JJ http://jellybelly-jj.com/ has interviewed me...yes, me. Fatass me!!!! Remember I am crazy.

Here's how it works....

1. If you want to participate, leave a comment below saying interview me.
2. I will respond by asking you five questions - each persons will be different.
3. You will update your journal/blog with the answers to the questions.
4. You will include this explanation and an offer to interview others in the same post.
5. When others comment asking to be interviewed, you will ask them five questions.

Here are my questions:

Have you had any brushes with fame?

When I worked before having DD and moving to this God forsaken town, I worked in an office with a highly respected Rheumatologist, he had a patient who I referred to as "my fairy godmother", she was in many way who I wanted to be, very wealthy, flamboyantant, fabulous, married to a mobster, and in with the celebs in my town. So my FGM came into the office and for some reason, always loved me, bringing me little tokens of appreciation and so forth, one day while chatting about her 6 carat yellow diamond she had brought up that she was chairing a large event, the honoree was to be none other than my idol, Jon Bon Jovi, she knew this, and well hooked myself and my sister up with two $500. a piece tickets to the gala. While at the gala, she introduced us, had a photo op, and quite a conversationion with my idol, in reality he is a jerk, I know several people who know him, either friends of his or employees and he is really not all that fab unless of course you are the FGM little pet, which I was. I can say this he smells fabulous!!!!

Do you have an ex you hope pines over you still?

Nope. I had an ex who was crazy and he thought we would always be together, it was scary. I do hope my ex husband knows what he lost out on but would never want to be with him, YUCK.

What have you done you hope your daughter never does?

You want the list....
Never do drugs.
Never marry a perpetuial jerkoff. (My ex husband, not her Dad)
Never have an eating disorder.
Never cave to peer pressure.
Never pay retail, LOL
and I am sure there is so much more, just can't think of them right now.

How would you title your memoirs?

I am really crazy or is this the norm?

What was your worst job ever, and why was it so bad?

None were really terrible, because I would go find another, they all had good and bad points but now, going through reproductive hell, I think the worst was when I worked for a hospital portrait service and sometimes would have to take calls and produce key chains, plates etc for still born babies, never quite understood it then but it makes me so very sad now.

That's mine!!!!

Wednesday, May 25, 2005

Zoom Zooommmmmm

Zoooommmmm, Zoooooommmmmmm

Back on the reproductive highway well at the very least maybe the entrance ramp????

Never so happy to see that ole biotch Aunt Flo arrive, yes, deep down I was hoping that unprotected sex we had maybe just maybe did something but I knew in my heart well not to get my hopes up to high.

6/2 scheduled for my second HSG, hopefully not as hellish as the first one. My RE is insistant that he do it this time and not some techie. God I love this man. Regardless, he wants to see if the left blockage was not that but a possible spasm and check to see if this infection in the right tube has left any remenants or blockages. Pray to God that all is OK. Please.

Tuesday, May 24, 2005

Scatter brain

Well this post is scatter brained, which is not unusual for me lately.
My house is under construction, well the outside is, but that doesn't explain as to why EVERY room in the house is an absolute mess. When the work is being done by your faux BIL and he stays here it boots me out of my computer room. Oh and the 2 tons of dirt I moved into my backyard in the rain, then planting hosta. Hence the lack of posting.

My DD has been an absolute gem these days, seems shes growing in leaps and bounds, mentally and physically. While washing her butt length hair we piled it on top and made a point, she then stated " I am an Rhino", LOL. She cracks me up and thank God for as always but especially these days.

Have been having some difficulty with the death of my dear friend, don't know why it's been 3 1/2 years but it's troubling me as of late.

Finally got my period today, yeah!!!!!! 6 weeks to the day after my D & C. Now just have to call my RE and make an appointment for my HSG, OH NOOOOOOOOO. Just want to get the reproductive show on the road again. Found out today another Mommy in my Mom's group is PG, sad thing is I like her very much, but I can't seem to be happy for her, and the funny thing is lots of ladies in my infertility groups are getting PG and I AM SO HAPPY FOR THEM, was trying to figure this one out, am I only happy for you if you struggle to get PG?? The answer is no, my friend T is PG, absoultely fantastic, I am so happy for her. Perky boobs is PG and I don't want her near me, patronizing biotch. So what gives????

Have a long laundry list of issues lately and was fairing quite well these days, was to rain again today, yet it did not,DD was a gem today, actually cooked a real meal, and then my day just turned sour...a PG, not mine of course brought to light that I should be 13 weeks today, just out of my 1st trimester. The coworker of DH, whose wife I dispise, also our neighbor,must be running himself ass deep in debt because they just had the exact thing we were going to do to our yard done before we could do it, (lack of funds and siding needs to be done first)mind you he makes 40K less than my DH so where he is pulling the money out of I don't know.


Monday, May 16, 2005


OK here's what's been going on in the last week, I will try to fill in the blanks later but it would be like blogs within blogs. If I can ever figue out linking and chapters and such it would be absoutely fabulous and much easier references for anyone reading. Thanks for reading too, I feel so special when I get comments!!!

Mother's Day, I am very lucky to have my little Princess and my DH to celebrate with, turns out they got me earrings and my washing machine shit the bed that very day, and I got a new washer out of the deal, and DH had to stay home from work to go get it and install it. Oh and the bonus for the day was the diner we went to for breakfast gave all the Mom's a free cheesecake, which I ate myself, all by myself. PIG. Yes, why, yes, yes I am.

Had to sit next to the Mommy from hell at Princesses Tuesday programs, just bitching and moaning of how much she hates her children and this time she said to me directly "oh wait have more and see how YOU like it" I'd like to punch her in her fat mouth. I started fake sneezing and coughing and excused myself, I don't know if I will be as polite tomorrow. I am a bitch by nature so we will see.

My RE visit proved to be well at the very least positive. The infection seems to be clearing, we can resume sex, thank God, 9 weeks has been just too long. LOL. No protection "if you get PG good for me, less work I'll have to do" were his words. So in the back of my head I am figuring he thinks PG is an impossible feat? The very, very, very, BAD part is he wants an HSG when AF arrives. My first HSG was horrible. Another entry in itself.

My weekend was spent hosting a charity yard sale to benefit my friends foundation, he was a PAPD officer who perished on 9/11/2001. We were very successful raising $100. more than last years yard sale!!! Again he is another entry in itself.

Well my house is being sided and my flowers trampled so I am off to supervise and see what I can salvage and enjoy some sunshine.

Dare I even say it, I am feeling sorta normal today????

Friday, May 13, 2005

Chaos and catch-up

OK, I feel like such a jerk, I actually have people reading my blog which makes me feel special...I have lots to say and update on but there is so much going on with me right now it's all I can do to stop a take a pee. I promise I'll sit on Sunday night and relay. Thanks for all who have found my blog, so excited!!!!

Thursday, May 05, 2005

Oh come on...Cut me a break already.

Well, another infection, this is in my right tube, my working tube, they don't know where it came from. I am so confused. Is this my sign to quit the fertility battle????


I am so angry right now....people like this can have children but I have trouble having another.....


Monday, May 02, 2005


CONCERN, Princess has a stuffed nose, otherwise asymptomatic, figuring allergies,awakens last night coughing, gasping for air almost vomiting, FREIGHT, I did not like this one bit, contacted MD this AM, most likely allergies with a drip. THANKFUL, for so much, her , my husband, and my family. SAD, tomorrow marks 2 weeks post op. HOPEFUL another to term pregnancy can be achieved in the near future. LOVING, my husband, just because he's him, I adore him, even when he pisses me off somehow he just melts me, must be those green eyes. AGITATED, (tiny bit) DH and DS don't understand why I am not attending Perky Boobs baby shower. OH NO a feeling I have no words to describe, angry, sad, sick, all rolled into one. The INLAWS are back from vacation. After 1 whole month of not having to see them I have to see them on Friday, what horrors are in store, a booty of cheap dollar store toys for Princess along with candy that she is unable to eat. Stupid ass, ignorant comments flowing from their mouths. ARRRRGGGGGGGHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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